Krazzzy!

So ... We were at Target today ... and he needed some Krazy Glue. And when we got up to the register, the lady told me she needed to see my Driver's License. And my response was: You're kidding? To which she said: I don't know if they're afraid you're going to be sniffing it or something. And being the smartass that I am, I said: Good thing I quit sniffing glue yesterday!