Pepto ?

A customer walks in, looks me straight in the eye and with a straight face all serious, asks, "Do you have a solution for runny poop?"

Rendered speechless by the overwhelming possibilities of answers, all I could do was look at her.  Then laugh at her. Thank God she is a regular customer and a friend! Turns out the problem is not a personal one, but its the Camel that is not feeling well. The camel.  
More silence ... more laughing.  What do you give a Camel????