Shazaaam!

Customer needed to have a propane tank filled. He was kindly informed that while the thunder storm was over head we would not be pumping any propane. (cuz, well... the whole spark & fume  combustion issue) The customer quickly heaved an irritated sigh and gruffly asked, "Well, how long will that take??" .... Ummm... I'm not quite sure. Let me make a phone call... to GOD. You can wait right here ... next to this tree ... would you like an umbrella? A metal rod, perhaps?