Unexpected

Normally when I walk into the warehouse, that's "Man Territory".  I expect to hear talk about sports, beer, some swear words or an inappropriate joke being told among the Men. That's their space, let them have it.

I didn't expect to hear a conversation about Lamaze and Childbirth.
I didn't know what to do with that .... so I just left.

A Picture is Worth a 1,000 Words.

But sometimes,  words are pretty good and you don't need a picture. 

(and I thought Uncle Jimmy's Hangin' Balls were funny...)

Nice Try

Customer: I would like to order some feed. I don't remember what its called ... or what's in it ... but I've gotten it here before.... a little while back.  It might need to be special ordered, but if not, I would like to pick some up today ... several bags ....

Cashier: (confused look, still waiting to receive actual information) 

Customer: (Confused look back at the Cashier, a little dumbfounded that she doesn't know what he's talking about. He tries to jog her memory...) I've gotten it here before. (pause)  The warehouse guys know what I get .... (now he's frustrated) You don't have that in your computer??

I'm sorry sir, but "The Warehouse Guys Know" is not a description that our inventory system understands.

Indecisive

A woman recently purchased some rat poison... and told me that this is what she uses to bait her Live traps.

I'm not sure she completely understands how each of these items work.